"A Date with Shirley"

It is now time to look at the "Laverne & Shirley" portion of the November 11, 1975 Happy Days episode, "A Date with Fonzie."  My Happy-Days-specific review is at https://relivinghappydays.blogspot.com/2021/03/a-date-with-fonzie.html.  Here's what we can cull for (or maybe against) LAS canon:

• The episode aired in November of 1975, in the middle of HD's third season, and yet there are Valentine's decorations up at Arnold's.  That Richie and Shirley's second date will be "eleven and a half months" later, and Richie is still magically a seventeen-year-old high school senior, only confuses the issue.
• As Fonzie is dialing Laverne & Shirley's phone number, he tells Richie that these girls don't know the word no.
• We don't hear the girls' half of the phone call, but Laverne answers and then Fonzie has her put Shirley on so Richie can say hi.
• Fonzie gives them the invitation and then hangs up.  They apparently know where Arnold's is, or can find out.
• Fonzie describes Shirley as "a very cute girl," but "not your usual type of girl."  She is a little bit older than Richie, and "wouldn't give him a hard time," if you get his drift.  And she's "a good sport."  I suppose it could be argued that he means that she'll be kind to Richie and maybe make out with him.  Or Shirley hasn't yet regrown her hymen.
• The girls don't look drastically different than they would in their own Season One.  Laverne even has an L on her blouse.
• She loudly calls Fonzie "Fonzie" and he greets her as "DeFazio."
• Shirley quickly snuggles up to Richie, her head on his shoulder, which would become a signature move, sometimes preceded by the Shirley Shimmy.
• Richie, who's wearing a tie and a handkerchief, helps Shirley off with her coat.  He is probably more of a gentleman than she's used to, even in later canon.
• Laverne takes off her own coat, which she'd wear on her series.
• Shirley thinks Richie is nice and is impressed by the tie, but she resents Laverne's hanky remark, which will have, if you think about it, long-ranging consequences.
• This Laverne apparently can drive but doesn't have insurance, which shocks Richie.
• Shirley is relatively more lady-like than Laverne and at least excuses them so they can argue in the ladies' room.
• Laverne and Shirley are "a little more boisterous than Fonzie likes," and actually he does seem to prefer the quieter types, like Paula Petralunga.
• Fonzie tells Richie that Laverne and Shirley don't usually get along and they fight.  (If my theory is correct that Shirley was putting on an act for Richie, Fonzie must've been in on it.)
• The girls yell and then when Laverne emerges, she says she held Shirley's face under the sink.  The subject of the argument was Laverne's "crude" remark about Richie's hanky.
• Laverne scares Potsie and Ralph since they keep staring at her, although can you blame them?  (She'll scare Potsie more pleasantly a year later.)
• Laverne calls Richie "Red," as I believe she would in subsequent crossovers.
• Shirley is in a slinky black dress with a broken strap.
• She again rests her head on Richie's shoulder, perhaps for comfort this time.
• Saturday night is the girls' big night out, and hitting each other "gets their blood up," if you get Fonzie's drift.  Richie is understandably dubious about this.
• On their way out of Arnold's, Laverne fusses with the fallen "dip" in Shirley's hair, while Shirley brushes her off, which feels very them.
• Laverne is happy to get some alone time with Fonzie, but not if it's in the kitchen.  (It's in his "penthouse," as he calls it.)
• On the way out the back door, Fonzie says, "I respect you, Laverne."  Take that as you wish.
• Shirley calls Laverne a bimbo but her best friend.
• She puts Richie's arm around her.
• She works at the still-nameless brewery as a bottle-capper.
• She doesn't mind taking off her sweater before she finds out that Richie's cufflink is hooked in it, but she doesn't want the sweater damaged, since she just bought it at the dime store.
• Once the sweater is safe, she puts her head on Richie's shoulder again.
• He's nervous, so he goes to get her beer, pretzels, and chips.  She's agreeable to whatever he suggests.
• While he's in the kitchen, he asks about the fight.  She says she told Laverne she has "a mouth like a sewah."  She recreates the argument and refers to Laverne's "chubby little hand."
• The punch, by the way, is spectacularly timed, and the audience of course goes crazy, especially when she offers to "kiss the boo-boo."
• Having his family come home in the middle of it is icing on the cake.  Shirley's first impulse is to try to fix her broken strap.
• I love that Richie's parents shake hands with Shirley in the midst of the chaos after Richie introduces them.
• Shirley calls out to Laverne, who probably can't hear her over the sound of Fonzie breathing heavily and playing Johnny Mathis.  (I assume.)
• Shirley is sympathetic, Richie apologetic.
• With sensitivity that we wouldn't expect from a gum-chewing bimbo, she knows that Richie was pushed into this and says that if he wants to go out again, he can call her, so she'll know it's his idea.  (Ironically, she'll call him.  Although I assume they see each other on the upcoming HD crossovers this season.)
• He clearly does want to go out with her, despite this disastrous date, and she says a girl would have to be "nuts" to not want to date "a cute kid" like him.  Showing confidence for the first time this episode, he asks for a goodnight kiss, and she tells him, "You bet!"
• The kiss lasts over ten seconds and must be quite a good one, since someone in the audience whistles, and Richie hides part of it by closing the door.
• Shirley is going to make Laverne hitch home.  One hopes Fonzie gave her a ride on his motorcycle.  (No, that's not a euphemism.)

So, yes, this is not The Girls As We Know Them, but then again, with hindsight, I can see why the characters developed as they did.  And, yes, I still ship Richie/Shirley.  Despite their different backgrounds, they have things in common and she is indeed the right girl to give him back his confidence, while he treats her like the lady she wants to be.  And, clearly, they enjoy kissing each other.

As for Laverne and Fonzie, well, that would morph into something less earthy, but their relationship four years later in the "Shotgun Wedding" two-parter is not all that foreign to this episode.

"Window on Main Street"

Reality TV prototype

"Window on Main Street"
October 12, 1982
C+


Al Aidekman wrote this story where the girls' boss, Mr. Hildebrand (Norman Barthold for the last time), makes them "live" in the Bardwell's store window or else they'll get fired.  Unfortunately, Laverne, who seems to have even more phobias than we realized, has claustrophobia.  So she sees a hypnotist, Hal Dawson (Charles Thomas Murphy, bearded and not immediately recognizable as Dr. Mathew Gentry).  He unfortunately hypnotizes both girls into thinking they're chickens when a bell rings.  The result isn't hilarious but it's not painful.  And the episode ends with Shirley finding out that the rabbit died* and she's pregnant.  Laverne is happy for her, but this will be the last we'll see of Shirley, although I don't think they knew that when this was shot.

Larry Breeding, who plays Mike, the man Laverne flirts with through the window, and who would return in the role, was the married man Hank a few months earlier.

Note that in the opening and closing credits, here and on the previous episode, it's New Year's 1967, but Shirley is in the closing but not the opening.  I have not yet spotted that Monday-the-first kitchen calendar yet, but I'll keep an eye out for clues.  And the "home of the future" is designed for the Year 2000, when we will eat red pills and fried chicken.


*The rabbit always died.  The Billy Crystal movie Rabbit Test came out in 1978 but even by then it was an outdated reference.

"The Mummy's Bride"

"The Mummy's Bride"
September 28, 1982
B-

By the Fall of 1982, my loyalties to ABC sitcoms were wavering.  The network had sent Mork & Mindy off into the ether and killed off Bosom Buddies far too soon.  (Although not before we got the irony-rich moment of Tom Hanks as Kip asking guest star Penny Marshall, as herself, if it's true that "she and Shirley hate each other.")  There was still the ol' Tuesday night line-up, but I wasn't nearly as invested in Happy Days, Laverne & Shirley, or Three's Company as I'd been five years earlier.  I was actually equally into other long-running sitcoms over on CBS: The Jeffersons, Alice, and M*A*S*H.  

And there were some promising new sitcoms on both CBS and NBC: Cheers, Newhart, and a little show called Square Pegs.  I was a high school freshman and it was about high school freshmen.  The main "pegs" were Lauren, who was socially ambitious and wanted to befriend "the cool kids," and Patty (a young Sarah Jessica Parker), her taller friend who had lower, more realistic expectations.  The girls were followed around by two weird new friends, Marshall, an aspiring stand-up comic who had a huge crush on Lauren, and Johnny.  Ah, yes, Johnny.  He was tall, blond, musical, Polish, sentimental, and probably from a broken home.  (He was raised by his grandparents.)  I was a Lauren/Johnny shipper of course.  And the parallels to Laverne & Shirley may've been accidental, but considering how deeply pop-cultural SP was, I have to wonder.

Which brings us to the Final Season of L & S.  This is the season that wasn't supposed to happen, that many people wish hadn't happened.  But Cindy Williams wanted to come back, and she did, and so did everyone else, except that she married Bill Hudson and got pregnant.  And this is a very physical show, and Mr. Hudson didn't want his wife doing stunts, or even working a full schedule.  Which maybe was chivalry, but check out the Youtube interviews with Penny and Cindy for a take on the impact of a marriage that broke up after eighteen years, and two children.  (And, yes, he was already the ex-husband of Goldie Hawn by '82, father of two children by Goldie, including the lovely Kate.)

But that last week of September, I didn't know how high school would go for me or the pegs, or how much television would change by the time I'd graduate in 1986.  (Surprise, in '84 I had a boyfriend/future-ex-husband who'd make Laverne & Shirley references, and my new favorite ABC sitcom was Who's the Boss?, which was all about the central ship.)  I was just tuning in to see one of the Milwaukee girls yet again almost get married, but surely Shirley wouldn't go through with this, right?  (I would be more heartbroken over Janet's marriage on Three's Company in 1984, even though we did in fact see her bland fiance's face and hear his voice.  Vive le Jack/Janet!)

This is, perhaps even more than the California move, which I still have mixed feelings about, seen as the Universal Shark Jump, Shirley becoming "the mummy's bride."  Perhaps if they had carried through with their plan, hinted at here, that Shirley would still live with Laverne while Army medic Walter Meeney is away for a year, there wouldn't be such resentment in the fandom.  But Cindy W. and the producers quarreled, leaving a bad taste for decades, including for Cindy & Penny's rocky but close friendship.  (Not on the level of Suzanne Somers vs. Joyce DeWitt, but still notorious.)

Would it have helped if we actually got to know Walter, or even heard about him before this episode?  I mean, Laverne's live-in (for a few hours) boyfriend David at least got lines, a job, and a hobby, and he was played by a then very recognizable actor.  Walter, due to a skin rash, is bandaged from head to toe at the rushed hospital wedding, but he appears to be short and thin.

(When Margaret married Lt. Colonel Donald Penobscott on M*A*S*H, we'd been hearing about him for months, and we did actually see him in two episodes, although played by two different actors.  He was in a half-body cast at the wedding, but due to Hawkeye and BJ's prank.  In both cases, you've got to wonder why the brides are looking forward to the honeymoon.)

As with David, Sabrina, and others, Shirley's husband (and, yes, she goes through with it) turns out to be yet another McGuffin of Romance.  No one cares about him (not even Shirley it feels like at times), and he's just there to throw light onto Shirley & Laverne, Shirley & Carmine, and Laverne's fears, exacerbated by Lenny & Squiggy (who have funny reactions throughout the episode, like to "Shirley Feeney Meeney"), that she is or will be an old maid.

I have to note that this episode is supposed to have Lenny proposing to Laverne to try to win a bet from 17 years ago (when the girls were 12 I think) about who would get married first, but either it flew right by me or it got edited out of the DVD copy for some reason.

Shirley doesn't want to tell Carmine she's getting married, and she tries to get Laverne to do it, but Carmine takes it very well, since he's conveniently also fallen in love offscreen.  (He half-jokes that he and Shirley can still make out.)  They promise to always be there for each other, which would be sweet if she weren't going to vanish in a couple episodes.

As for Shirley and Laverne, Laverne is happy for Shirley and very supportive of the wedding, although she faints at least three times over it.  Laverne always seems to take Shirley's engagements better than Shirley takes hers, for whatever reason.  The wedding teases Lavley, with Laverne helping Walter give Shirley the ring and all.

Everyone is at this wedding, including, yes, Boo Boo Kitty.  Mr. DeFazio gives Shirley away and her friends and the other patients do the wedding march on kazoos.  It's not Shirley's dream wedding, but at least she's marrying a doctor.

I like this episode, the penultimate one written by Roger Garrett.  I've seen worse season-openers (like for Season Seven).  By itself, it's perfectly fine.  But if you want to call it a shark jump in hindsight, I understand.

Chaplain Richard Stahl had two earlier roles on this series, including the premiere.

"Perfidy in Blue"

"Perfidy in Blue"
May 11, 1982
B+

The only L & S story written by Laurie Gelman shocked me as being not only one of the funniest of the series, but one of the most outrageous, yes, here at the end of Season Seven.  It starts mundanely enough with Shirley feeling guilty for having "borrowed" and lost Laverne's favorite blue purse.  (She pretends that she's talking to Carmine on the phone about "the situation in Southeast Asia," i.e. the Vietnam War.)  The purse has a snake on it that's like the tattoo of Laverne's latest boyfriend, who said he won't show her his "snake" unless she shows him her "purse."  This is just a hint of the innuendos that are about to fly like Squiggy's moths.

Laverne goes out on her date and Shirley falls asleep while watching Twin Kitchens, a soap opera, on the bedroom TV set, and of course she has a soap-operatic dream, about the Baublenik family.  Frank plays billionaire Fritz Baublenik, while Squiggy is his son, Sqven, and Shirley is his daughter-in-law, Sharlene.  Already, we see that Shirley's subconscious is shuffling around reality, and we're only getting started here.

Sqven and Sharlene are, the persistent narrator tells us, celebrating "their fifth and deliriously happy wedding anniversary."  Before you go, So, wait, Shirley is secretly a Squigley shipper?!, things get shaken up further.  Laverne slinks in as Lu Ann Del Duit, Sqven's "very personal secretary."  She pushes Sharlene into I presume the soup course and plants one on Sqven.  (If there are previous scenes where Laverne initiates a kiss with Squiggy, I'm blanking out on them.)

"Then there was Leonardo de Chevy," which I almost thought was going to be a time-traveler's Leonardo DiCaprio joke.  He's the "family's loyal if clumsy chauffeur."  He sits down at the dinner table and spills a drink, so Sharlene dries him off, and he says, "Thank you, Missy."

And lastly, there's Rhoda the Maid, "Fritz's favorite handy-person."  (If you're wondering where Carmine is, be patient.)  She is of course Rhonda in a French maid's uniform, and she offers "a nice, young Beaujolais," but Fritz tells her, "Later.  Right now I'd like some wine."  So Fronda is a thing after all, at least in characters' subconsciouses.

Lu Ann proposes a toast to "the happy couple," who pretend to bill and coo.  Fritz thinks "the lovebirds need a little time to themselves," so Sqven and Lu Ann make out, at the table (!), and Sharlene and Leonardo look like they're about to do the same.  Fritz explains he means Sqven and Sharlene, so they go back to pretending to bill and coo.

SHARLENE: Oh, My Darling, I've never known such happiness.  Have you ever known such happiness?
SQVEN: Only once, My Dear.  And that was in an airport in Tacoma.

(Michael McKean can be spotted trying not to laugh as Leonardo hides behind a potted palm, so either this was an ad-lib by Lander, or the delivery got to his long-time comedy partner.  I found it hilarious myself, but then I've been to SeaTac.)

As Sqven heads upstairs, he and Sharlene exchange endearments, but as soon as he's gone, she calls him a doorknob, declares her unhappiness, and starts making out with Leonardo.  He even makes out with her hand when she says she can't go on like this, "under Sqven's watchful eye."  He suggests, "How about under the piano?"  And they kiss passionately.

She tells him that the only way they can live happily ever after is if she dies.  He asks if a divorce wouldn't be easier, but she says that Sqven would never agree to a divorce because it would "smear the good name of Baublenik."  She suspects that her husband has been sharing his "honor" with "that hussy secretary of his."  Lu Ann enters unseen and starts taking down notes of Sharlene's plot.

Leonardo worries that Sharlene passing away would put a crimp in their relationship, but she tells her "little jellybean" how she's going to fake her death.  She'll get a drug from Carlisle the pharmacist (guess who) that will put her out for two or three days.  She and Leonardo kiss again and then she tells him to bury her with all her jewelry, so they can live off of it when they run away together.  She asks him if he's ever known such happiness, and he replies, "Just once.  In a bus station in Tacoma."  She remembers it well and they leave to "go relive it."

Sqven emerges from upstairs and he and Lu Ann call each other Darling and Dear several times.  Then he jumps on her with his legs wrapped around her, which Laverne sometimes does to guys.  (Marshall must be pretty strong, because she holds Lander a good 25 seconds.)  And they kiss passionately.

LU ANN: Ah, alone at last!
SQVEN: What are you talking about?  I'm here.

She sets him down and tells him that she just overheard his wife planning to run off with his chauffeur.  Even though you can see the line coming, Lander sells "Oh, no, this is terrible!  Good chauffeurs are so hard to find."  (And I'm pretty sure he cracks up Marshall, too, although she's able to play off her amused smile as affection.)

Lu Ann tells Sqven that she'll drive him anywhere he wants to go.  He says she really understands him, and they kiss again.  He says he loves her and she calls him her "little sugar tart."  She says they need a plan, and she kisses him again.  He says he "can't come up with a thing," and then, ahem, the organ plays a note, and he reacts like something has indeed come up.  She says she has a plan, but kisses him instead of telling him what it is.  (The communication in their relationship is apparently not as strong as in Sharlene & Leonardo's.)  The narrator, who's been quiet for awhile, wonders, "What evil lurks behind Lu Ann's lips?"

The scene with Carlisle is the weakest part of the episode, although it's not bad.  Lu Ann manages to order a more lethal drug, and Carlisle refers to a lot of what I suspect are '60s-era commercials.  At least Laverne wears a stunning leopard-print outfit.  (And poor Carmine wears a hairnet.  Sometimes you have to wonder why Mekka stuck around.)

We return to Twin Kitchens Manor.  (The interior is the girls' apartment, the exterior is some white building in what I'm guessing is the Hollywood Hills.)  Sharlene reminds Leonardo of their plan and slips the drugs she's had delivered into her own drink.  Lu Ann enters and Sharlene tells her she's certainly dressed to kill.  She also says that Lu Ann's "unusual" earrings are very her.  Lu Ann tells her, "I used to have a purse just like that.  How very me also."  (It is in fact the blue purse that Shirley has lost, resurfacing in her dream.)

Lu Ann spills Sharlene's drink, and then, as Sharlene and Leonardo talk in whispers, Lu Ann doses another glass.  Sqven enters and almost drinks from that glass, so Lu Ann spills that glass, too.  As Sharlene and Leonardo again talk in whispers, Lu Ann does yet another glass, as Sqven watches closely.

The more traditional pairs, but that's not what Shirley dreams about.

Lu Ann tries to serve that drink to Sharlene, but Sharlene excuses herself and Leonardo so she can speak to him about "motor mountings."  They step aside and he watches as she doses her drink.  Then she drinks her drink and collapses to the floor.  Lu Ann yells, "There'll be one less for dinner tonight, Rhoda!"

In the next scene, Sharlene is lying on a chaise longue.  Sqven enters and seems genuinely upset, although as soon as he says, "To see you lying there, not moving," you know he's going to say it reminds him of their honeymoon.  Lu Ann enters and tells him to stop kissing up to Sharlene, "kiss up to me."  He obliges.  An angered and conscious Sharlene pushes on Lu Ann's head, and then Lu Ann tells Sqven, "I love it when you're rough."  He replies, "So do I."  She reminds him of when he danced on her back with his golf shoes and then we get a few double entendres about golf: "tee off," "stuck in the sand trap," and his "putter."

They exit behind the curtain and we cut to the funeral.  (Eulogist Paul Barselou previously was a Mailman, while Narrator Harvey L. Kahn was Dickie.)  We hear Sqven making sounds of pleasure, and it turns out he again jumped onto Lu Ann with his legs around her.  They enter from behind the curtain and it looks like either she gave him hickeys, or her lipstick is really dark.

The Eulogist rhetorically asks, "What can you say about Sharlene Baublenik?"  Squiggy eagerly answers, "She's dead!" and the other "mourners" tell him, "Good answer!", like this is Family Feud.  (McKean can again be spotted breaking character, a character he's been playing with serious intensity almost throughout, because his buddy amuses him.)  The Eulogist gives up, says, "Amen," and leaves.

Rhoda wants to go play "Attila the Hun and the slave girl" with Fritz.  He tells her that first they have to pay their last respects, which he does literally, by dropping money onto the "corpse," to bribe St. Peter with.

Leonardo tells "Missy" he enjoyed driving her around, and she says she wants her money back from Carlisle the pharmacist.  She tells him to gas up the Edsel so they can "blow this jerkwater town."  He objects that he's already put gas in the Cadillac, but she says she's died for him and the least he can do is "suck a little gas" for her.  He irritably says, "Yes, Missy!"

Then it's the grieving husband's turn.  He calls her his "little swan song" and confides that he was only unfaithful "once.  A week.  For five years."  Then Lu Ann and Rhoda fight over Sharlene's jewelry.

Fritz breaks up the fight and says that the family has been living a lie.  Rhoda thinks this is about them "seeing each other."  Sqven asks if his father knows about him and Lu Ann.  Fritz doesn't mean that either.

LU ANN: You mean you know that I poisoned Sharlene?
FRITZ: You what??
LU ANN: (quietly) I guess not.
SHARLENE: (sitting up) You mean you know I'm not dead?

Everyone is shocked, even Leonardo.  Sqven says, "Oh, no!  Oh, no!  Oh, it's good to see you up and around again, Darling."  (Marshall almost breaks character again, darting her tongue out to keep from laughing.)

Fritz says that these are the wrong lies.  He reveals, "You are all my children," obviously a reference to the famous soap, but with a very twisted application here.  The two young couples part in shock and disgust.  At least they didn't know they were committing incest, but what are we to make of Fritz when Rhoda wails, "Oh, Papa!  Oh, Papa!"

LEONARDO: You mean to say that we've all...?
SHARLENE: With each other?
FRITZ: (cheerfully) Yeah!
LU ANN: More than once?
FRITZ: Sure.
SQVEN: (putting his arms around his wife and mistress) Hey, lighten up, Sisters.  We had a good time.

Now of course this is disgusting, but it's also funny, and sort of in character.  Leonardo is implying that they've all been together (homosexually as well?), because Lenny is (at least in Shirley's subconscious) both awkward about sex and surprisingly open-minded.  (When Helmut called him a "fruitcake" for wanting to hug Squiggy's long-lost father, Lenny just reacted to the rudeness, not the homophobia.)  Shirley, who usually can't accept the idea of Lenny and Squiggy paired with either her or Laverne, concentrates on the "each other" part.  Laverne, who's always been ambivalent about her "bimbo-ness," emphasizes the "more than once," like it's the frequency that matters.   (Once, a week, for five years.)  And Squiggy, who is obviously the biggest pervert on the show, literally embraces the idea.

Sharlene pushes Sqven away and says that her own sister tried to kill her.  Lu Ann says sisters are always doing "petty" little things to each other.  She points out that Sharlene stole her blue purse, and then the other characters take up the accusation.

Shirley awakens from her nightmare and it turns out that Laverne found the purse on the floor after rolling off the couch during her date.  It's got Shirley's "lucky Bible" and her "figure enhancers" (socks) inside.  Shirley fervently apologizes and Laverne says it's OK.  Shirley says that borrowing leads to lying, which leads to poisoning, which leads to murder.  So Laverne calls her a "baublenik," meaning "an airhead, a silly person."  Shirley asks if Laverne has been eavesdropping on her dreams.  And thus ends the episode and the season.

I don't know if this was the last episode shot, but it should've been, offering as it does a topsy-turvy view of the relationships we've come to know over seven years.  (Well, two for anything to do with Rhonda.)  The ships are shuffled and somehow plausible.  And whatever offscreen rivalry Penny M. and Cindy W. felt is dealt with onscreen in the exaggerated world of a soap opera.

I haven't talked about physical comedy much on this blog, which I realize is odd, considering that that's what this series is best known for.  It's partly that slapstick doesn't appeal to me much compared to verbal humor, and partly that I think a lot of the physical humor hasn't aged well.  I can still appreciate the skill with which it's done, and there are some good sight gags here, especially with Leonardo's clumsiness.

I feel like the main foursome are very strong in this episode, as individuals and as a group.  (How Williams kept from cracking up at Lander, I'll never know.)  That they had to essentially form a brand-new dynamic and sustain it for approximately fifteen minutes is impressive.  Foster is probably the weakest actor on the episode (Mekka has weaker material), although making Frank an amiable billionaire is certainly casting against type.

Everyone, cast and crew, originally agreed that Season Seven would be their last, so this would've been a strange but satisfying episode to go out on.  Laverne & Shirley was a respectable #20 in the ratings that year.  (Happy Days was somehow #18, while nurse Terri brought Three's Company back up to #4.)

My grades for the season range from C- to this surprising B+, and for the first time this series averages a C+ rather than a B-, although it's a high C+.  An episode like "Perfidy" reminds me how good the show can be when it gives us farce, and a chance for L, L, S, and S to cut loose.  At the same time, there is definitely a conflict this season, I'd almost call it growing pains (no, not Growing Pains), with the "girls" and "boys" growing older, dealing with the past, not sure how to move on into the future.  It would've been interesting if they had pursued either path, or both, in Season Eight.

But, as we all know, Cindy Williams fell for the Bill Hudson razzle-dazzle show, and nothing was ever the same again....

"Crime Isn't Pretty"

"Crime Isn't Pretty"
May 4, 1982
C+

For a few weeks, Joanie Loves Chachi was the Happy Days spin-off in the 8:30 Tuesday slot.  (It would return to the air for a half season in the Fall.)  When Laverne & Shirley came back, we got this episode that feels like an unconscious preview of the cast of much of Season Eight, with the girls only at the beginning and end, and Lenny completely absent, although referred to.  It's not a bad episode, and I was amused by Carmine reading Shirley's diary only to find romantic passages about himself, as well as, again, some of Squiggy's lines.  Note that Frank served in Italy in World War II, when Laverne would've been a little girl.  And Squiggy is still lusting after Rhonda, kissing her to the shock of policemen.

One of the Policemen, Bob McClurg, had an unknown role on "The Horse Show."  Alan Aidekman wrote this episode with newbie Nick LeRose, who'd do three scripts for the final season.