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Chemistry? |
December 7, 1982
C-
I almost went with a C for this episode about Laverne's new boyfriend, "Wheezer" (28-year-old Jim Belushi, several months after his big brother John, and Penny's old friend, died) but I have issues with it, and I think there is some sloppy writing. Susan Jane Lindner (who'd do the final episode) and Jack Lukes (who'd also write one more) came up with the story, while Jill Gordon (who'd do two more) and Ed Solomon (on his middle of three) did the teleplay. I'm not sure who's to blame among these relatively inexperienced L & S writers, but why, for instance, are we introduced to Carmine's girlfriend Suzi and not told anything about her? Is this the woman he conveniently fell in love with while Shirley was getting engaged to Walter, or has he already moved on? She has a few lines, but she's basically a prop, since they needed Carmine and Laverne to be on a double date. If Carol Kane can give 150% to a fortune-teller role, why couldn't they get someone to at least offer something besides bland good looks? And not to pick on poor Delyse Lively, but the series had had a lot of recognizable stars on recently, so why not bring back Carrie Fisher and at least give Laverne a female sounding board again? (Even Rhonda is absent this time.)
So let's pick on poor Jim Belushi instead. By this point, he was already the veteran of two failed sitcoms. (One of them, Who's Watching the Kids?, was Garry Marshall's reworked version of Blansky's Beauties, still with Scott Baio and Lynda Goodfriend.) He knows how to act in this world, but unfortunately he's been saddled with two insurmountable problems. One is, his character is a "wimp"* and is ashamed of being a wimp. Even when Laverne tells him she likes him for his other qualities, he doesn't believe her. And frankly, neither do I.
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Don't even ask me what the other two guys represent. |
And then, I don't know if this is sloppy writing or just the series' ambiguous attitude towards Lavmine, but Wheezer has a dream where he not only is an extreme wimp, but he has to fight for Laverne against Carmine. And this plays out as an Apache dance, so Laverne's own boyfriend ships them sadomasochisticly! Season Eight, sigh. (I know, I know, it's just an excuse for Penny and Eddie to dance together, but couldn't they have found another pretext?)
Murphy Dunne has his third and final L & S role, as Gonzague. Director Paul Sills has almost no other IMDB credits.
*I'm willing to bet cash money that "wimp" was not in wide popular usage in the 1960s, certainly not on the level it was in the '80s, when it was applied to a wide range of men from Woody Allen to Alan Alda to George Bush, Sr. Merriam-Wesbster Online claims it was first used in the 1920s, but I don't even recall it in the '70s. Yes, there was Wimpy in the Popeye cartoons of the '30s and later, but he wasn't really "wimpy" in a modern sense.