"What Do You Do with a Drunken Sailor?"

"What Do You Do with a Drunken Sailor?"
October 18, 1979
B-

Bobby Feeney returns in this Very Special Episode written by Chris Thompson and Gary H. Miller (the only L & S script by Miller).  It's a nice touch having Shirley's favorite brother, and the only one we've "met," as well as someone that Laverne is fond of, be the one who is alcoholic, so that the message is more meaningful.  (And knowing that Cindy Williams's father was an alcoholic adds to the poignancy of Shirley saying that "Daddy" was an alcoholic, too.)  I'm just not sure how well the sword-fighting and Lenny and Squiggy's silly costumes fit in with that.  Note that Mrs. Babish gives serious advice for the first time in awhile, since her third husband George had a drinking problem.  We also see the return of Shirley's "Dear Diary" in the tag, and even Laverne singing "Rubber Tree Plant" to encourage Shirley, who doesn't think it's applicable in this situation.

Confusingly Lynne Marie Stewart does in fact play Barbara Tedesco here, but she was definitely a different Barbara in "Hi Neighbor, Book 2," no matter what IMDB says.  She's an ex-classmate here but would be a different ex-classmate in her next, and final, L & S role three years later.

"Who's Papa?"

"Who's Papa?"
January 16, 1979
C+

I thought at first that this episode would be the one where Shirley's brother (played by Ed Begley, Jr., Cindy Williams's long-time friend who would later write the introduction to Shirley, I Jest) turns out to have a drinking problem, but Bobby doesn't do much other than show up and inadvertently lead to Shirley's crazy fear that she's adopted.  Luckily, that other "Bobby" episode came along later in '79.

In this one, written by Aidekman and Zoey Wilson (her only IMDB credit), Bobby is visiting for the first time in two years.  We find out that he's 14 months older than Shirley and their mother used to dress them like (male) twins.  They have three older brothers-- Michael, Timothy, and Christopher-- so presumably one of them is the one who recently graduated from heavy equipment school.  And nearly everyone is the family is very tall and blonde, while Shirley more resembles Squiggy, who becomes convinced that Shirley is his long-lost sister.* 

Squiggy, continuing Season Four's trend of twisted sexuality, feels unclean for his dreams about Shirley, and then when he finds out that they're not related, he's relieved that their children won't be morons.  Laverne says, "Don't count on it."

And, yes, Lenny & Laverne sit on a cot together, but she later kisses 2000 sailors goodbye!  And, yes, a sexy female nurse flirts with "Dr. Feeney" when Shirley is in drag.

Maurice Bar-David would direct one more episode.  Wendy Cutler is Mrs. Plout here and would be Viviana in the final season, while Reception Nurse Dee Marcus would be Esmerelda that season.  Ron Howard's father Rance plays the sympathetic but nameless Doctor.  And Carmine is absent again.


*We already know that Squiggy has a married sister he used to live with.  Lenny claims not to have a sister, but I thought he did.  We'll see if that's retconned later.