"Debutante Ball" script, Scene D

When the episode aired, after the commercial break it was back to the Pizza Bowl cellar, but in the script it was back to the Ballroom, "later that night."  The first page or so of Scene D is the Lenny-looking-for-his-bird sequence, including Laverne covering him with her skirt.  However, we missed out on the last two pages of the scene:

EVELYNE

(TO HOSTESS) Look at them.  He's no Count.  I doubt if he's even Polish.

LENNY

(GETTING UP) That proves how much you know.  I can prove I'm Polish.

LAVERNE

He's very Polish.

LENNY

I will now perform the dance of my ancestors.  (TO BAND) Maestro, the famous royal slap-dance.

LAVERNE

I don't know what you're talkin' about.

LENNY

Just follow me.  Me and Squiggy made this up last night.

THEY DO THE POLISH SLAP-DANCE.  THEY FINISH.

LENNY (CONT'D)

I rest my case.

EVELYN [sic]

You have no royal papers.  You're just a couple of peasants.

EVELYNE PATS LAVERNE ON THE CHEEK.

LAVERNE

(GRABBING EVELYNE'S HAND) How'd you like me to slap-dance you into the street?

LENNY GRABS LAVERNE.

LENNY

Oops.  This is our dance.

LAVERNE

Again?

SHE TURNS AND SLAPS HIM.

LENNY

Why don't we just sit this one out and wait for Shirley to bring the papers?

LAVERNE

Yeah.  If she isn't here soon, we're gonna be kicked out.

LENNY

Well, at least we had one dance.

LAVERNE STARTS TO SIT.  HESITATES BECAUSE OF HOOP.

LAVERNE

I'd rather stand.

I can see why this was cut, since it doesn't advance the plot, but it was potentially hilarious.  The line "Well, at least we had one dance" is so Lenny I can imagine McKean's delivery and facial expression.